Perhaps you didn't hear me on that A-Frame this morning when I yelled "which way ya goin'?" hoping to just split the thing with you. You may not have noticed, but your non-response left a perfectly good right go unridden. If you consciously decided to be unresponsive then off is the general direction in which I would like you to fuck for that one.
On the subsequent wave wherein you were paddling back from a previous ride and I was clearly paddling and in position for the approaching peak and you continued past me, flipped around and literally began to paddle inches from my back for said peak, I once again say "fuck off". I will remember that wave. I will remember your face. I will perpetually categorize you as invisible should we cross paths again at my homebreak.
Enjoy the way my ass looks as I overtly slide it in front of your face with a blatant drop-in each and ever opportunity I have in the future.
Sincerely,
Me
1 comment:
Dude . . . Whiff . . . this post is fucking HILARIOUS, bro! I mean, fuck, I feel bad for you. I HATE it when the same shit happens to me. Once time at Trestles, I popped up on an A-frame on a crowded ass day. Even though no one asked, I yelled, "Left!" This dude came back and thanked me over and over again because he got to split the peak with me and go right. It kills me surfers do this to each other. I still can't help but chuckle about this one though. Good write up.
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