Perhaps you didn't hear me on that A-Frame this morning when I yelled "which way ya goin'?" hoping to just split the thing with you. You may not have noticed, but your non-response left a perfectly good right go unridden. If you consciously decided to be unresponsive then off is the general direction in which I would like you to fuck for that one.
On the subsequent wave wherein you were paddling back from a previous ride and I was clearly paddling and in position for the approaching peak and you continued past me, flipped around and literally began to paddle inches from my back for said peak, I once again say "fuck off". I will remember that wave. I will remember your face. I will perpetually categorize you as invisible should we cross paths again at my homebreak.
Enjoy the way my ass looks as I overtly slide it in front of your face with a blatant drop-in each and ever opportunity I have in the future.