Off Topic - 20 Things About Whiffleboy

I know this has absolutely nothing to do with surfing but it's my blog, I'm bored and...well...I'm bored.

Essential Whiffleboy:

1. My [now deceased] Southern accent used to be so thick that my classmates in rural Louisiana made fun of it.
2. I was infactuated with my wife 8 years before we got married. She wanted nothing to do with me at the time.
3. I used to be an undercover operative for a private investigating firm. Think 21 Jump Street sans guns and badges.
4. I've worked at a winery.
5. I've had long blue hair.
6. At one time in my life I could refer to Jennifer Aniston as a friend.
7. I wrote copy for movie trailers for a while. You know, those "In a world..." scripts the guys with the cool voices read.
8. I've had dinner with Van Halen (sadly, the Sammy era).
9. My wife and I are amateur wine snobs. Pre -Sideways, mind you.
10. I've had a video on MTV.
11. I still ride a bmx bike sometimes.
12. I'm a pretty good poker player.
13. My wife and daughters all have names that end in "uh" (the sound, not the letters).
14. My girls share the same birthday - 5 years apart.
15. I went to 4 highschools in 4 different states.
16. I was the first long-haired guy in a Bud Light commercial. It never aired.
17. I was once arrested for not returning a video tape rental of "Tootsie".
18. At one point in my life an ambulance was my main mode of transportation.
19. My old band played 20 shows with the Ramones. That was cool.
20. I once went to lunch at a job and never came back.